說個笑話

話說有一天,游發金和涂彌到美國去玩...
在海關的地方,海關就問一些他們的資料

海關 問 "What's your name?"

游發金 答 "Fucking you."

海關就很不高興,便跑去和他的上司講,那位經理就來看看,向海關解釋他的名字真的叫"Fucking you"

接下來海關又問涂彌"What's your name?"

涂彌便說 "He is Fucking you"接者指著自己"Me, too"



~~轉錄自 CKBC 建中生研社 講義
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唉~又要段考了,不是才考完嗎?

最近搞社團都到7,8點才回家,好累喔。
先說聲抱歉...太久沒上了,唉~穿制服被用嘴砲攻擊@@救命
難到晚上不能穿制服ㄇ??

為什麼建中穿著制服就要被人家用嘴砲攻擊??

你說說看阿!!

難道"U"質錯了嗎??
唉呀呀~~段考要是沒有歷史有多好...

都是歷史害我平均好差

不過今天第一次參加生物研究社,好多蟲ㄚ

Open Season Trailer

In Columbia Pictures’ new action-adventure comedy OPEN SEASON, the first feature-length animated film from Sony Pictures Animation, Boog (Martin Lawrence), a grizzly bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world in the tranquil town of Timberline turned upside-down when he meets Elliot (Ashton Kutcher), a scrawny, fast-talking wild mule deer. Elliot arrives in Timberline, missing an antler, and strapped to the hood of a truck, courtesy of the paranoid über hunter Shaw (Gary Sinise). Against his better judgment, Boog frees Elliot. Elliot attempts to return the favor by “freeing” Boog from his idyllic existence with his beloved Park Ranger Beth (Debra Messing), who raised him since he was a cub. Things quickly spiral out of control. The two troublemakers are relocated together to the wild…just three days before open season! With hunting season upon them and Shaw in hot pursuit, Boog and Elliot must learn to work together and unite the woodland creatures. In a rowdy, madcap battle, they make the woods safe once and for all by turning the hunters into the hunted.

為劉同學哀悼

完成換心手術卻陷入昏迷的建中106學生劉聖豪,在與病魔奮鬥13天後,振興醫院今天證實,劉聖豪已經因為嚴重腦水腫而於上周六宣告不治。
振興醫院心臟中心主任魏崢表示,建中學生劉聖豪的換心手術原本順利成功,術後復原來良好都可以拔管之際,劉聖豪卻突然急性腦出血,18日時整個人陷入重度昏迷,並引發嚴重腦水腫,劉盛豪在與病魔對抗13天後,在9 月30日晚上九時三十分,宣告不治。魏崢指出,引發腦出血的原因,是劉聖豪在等待換心的期間,因為念珠菌感染,並經過血液進入腦部,造成腦部膿瘍,出現「化膿」情形,由於這類膿瘍起初並沒有症狀,所以難以預防,等到膿瘍最後撐破血管,雖經緊急開刀處理,卻已為時太晚。
魏崢:「它是一種念珠菌、黴菌,這種一般的抗生素不容易殺死,它跟著血液流到腦部裡面,在腦裡面形成膿瘍後到了一個程度,就把血管弄破,造成急性的出血。」魏崢表示,劉聖豪術後從意識清楚到陷入昏迷,兩個星期間病情大起大落,最後不幸過世,家屬的心情更是極度哀傷、難以接受。